Temporarily Out of Commission
So, I was doing my usual bit at the dogpark on Friday, barking at a big dog and threatening to chase him into the water when, without warning, the dog turned on me (scary music begins to play). He knocked me over and then stood over me barking right in my face. His people and my Mommy reacted quickly and pulled him off me, but the result was severe mental trauma and a three-hour wait at the Emergency Vet. Long story short, I have a really really bad doggy black eye, with my eye itself looking horrible. It looked really bad on Friday night through Saturday morning and, believe it or not, this is the best I have looked all weekend. Only two things really concern me at this point: 1) I cannot see out of my right eye very well, but my parents said they would inquire about that at the follow up vet appointment tomorrow, and 2) PIA failed to warn me of an impending assassination attempt despite increased Jack Russell Terrier chatter. Both my parents and I are optimistic that I shall be up to my mischievous behavior in no time.

There may be some rehashing of old photos since I will not be highly involved in any adventures/coup attempts for at least a week.

Snarf everydog later,
/s/ Winston, Grand Duke of Pugsworth