SOOOOO BORRREEEED!!!
OMG!!! WTF?? It has been like a month since my parents have played with me. I don't know what their problem is. They keep sputtering nonsense about not wanting me to go blind, and a follow up appointment next week and maybe me getting to play after that. Whatever. All I know is that I am getting really bored, and my parents keep saying that I am looking a little hefty around the mid-section. They're meanies.

This is me showing my boredom/misery while in my harness. I have to wear it anytime I go outside because the vet said that using only my collar could cause the blood pressure to my eye to increase and result in blindness. I am really hoping that I can start only wearing it again when I go places.

The one thing I am interested in getting off the couch for these days is FOOD. I really like bananas and apples. Which is good because due to my steroids prescription I can no longer have fatty foods like cheese and beef. Something about my bad cholesterol going through the roof and potentially causing heart disease. Now it's only chicken and turkey and fruits and vegetables.

Notice that in this picture, my harness and leash are on me, but I am pretending not to notice those things because I am way too lazy to go outside. This is the 'pretending to be asleep and looking really cute' approach I use every time my Parents want to take me outside.

What, this? This is not a REAL strawberry stupid humans, this is not food! Why would I want fake food??

Well, okay, I do love to have my stuffed strawberry in my mouth during naps.

Snarf Everydog Later,

/s/ Winston, Grand Duke of Pugsworth