My bestest buds Duke and Gidget tagged me and asked what five things I would put into a time capsule. After much consideration (as well as consultation with PIA) I have made my choices.
The first thing I would put in the time capsule is my nail clipper, so that dogs of the future can see the medieval torture devices we were subject to.
The second thing would be my raincoat, for the same reason as the nail clipper.
Might as well throw in my entire wardrobe, there's nothing especially worse about the raincoat.
Third, I would put my cone in the time capsule. For the same reason as the nail clipper and my clothes. Geez, my parents torture me a lot!
Fourth, I would put in my destroyed toys. I imagine the pugs of the future will be as lazy compared to us as we are compared to our ancestors the wolves, and will need to see evidence of our ferocity and bravery.