As you already know, the coup failed. I was attempting to come up with a heroic tale of near success and tragic failure, but instead I decided to tell the truth. This is what happened: my demands were ignored so I decided when Mommy came home I would run out the front door and, once outside, let out a Pug Howl that would signal the insurrection to begin. Instead, Mommy, who promised never to read my private blog, snatched me up and threw me in my crate (and locked it) and refused to let me out until I promised to abandon my plans for world domination. The time in my crate was the longest ten seconds of my life and I was forced to acquiese my Mommy's demands.
This is me after the coup pondering what might have been. I will miss not having a Harem, and on that note, Little Suki rejected me but Gertrude from Muppy and Gertrude volunteered to take her place. I was prepared to allow Gertrude into my Harem, but then Mommy interferred.
My Mommy watched me like a hawk and anytime she believed that my thoughts were wandering back to world domination she would tower over me and repress my dreams with her brutal glare. These are the eyes of a thoroughly vanquished pug.
I am now forced to retire to old and tired forms of entertainment. Even my football weinerdog does not give me the same comfort and entertainment it once did.
yay...it's bending........this is what the rest of my life is going to be like.