Sunday, February 04, 2007

The Best Laid Plans Go Awry =(
As you already know, the coup failed. I was attempting to come up with a heroic tale of near success and tragic failure, but instead I decided to tell the truth. This is what happened: my demands were ignored so I decided when Mommy came home I would run out the front door and, once outside, let out a Pug Howl that would signal the insurrection to begin. Instead, Mommy, who promised never to read my private blog, snatched me up and threw me in my crate (and locked it) and refused to let me out until I promised to abandon my plans for world domination. The time in my crate was the longest ten seconds of my life and I was forced to acquiese my Mommy's demands.

This is me after the coup pondering what might have been. I will miss not having a Harem, and on that note, Little Suki rejected me but Gertrude from Muppy and Gertrude volunteered to take her place. I was prepared to allow Gertrude into my Harem, but then Mommy interferred.

My Mommy watched me like a hawk and anytime she believed that my thoughts were wandering back to world domination she would tower over me and repress my dreams with her brutal glare. These are the eyes of a thoroughly vanquished pug.

I am now forced to retire to old and tired forms of entertainment. Even my football weinerdog does not give me the same comfort and entertainment it once did.'s bending........this is what the rest of my life is going to be like.

But my anger and determination have not been fully suppressed. I am left in this place stewing, but rest assured that revenge will be mine.
Snarf Everyone Later,
/s/ Winston, Grand Duke of Pugsworth
PS- Congratulations to the Colts!!


Ronin_The_Pug said...

Don’t you worry Winston! Your time will come! You should just be prepared! And let me know, because I’ll back you up!

Anonymous said...

Sorry you were put in your crate and happy early birthday

Suki said...

Winston, you are way too depressed! Don't worry, after me and my family move to Oregon, we'll visit you at one of your Seattle meet-ups :) My mom loves Seattle and can't wait to take trips there sometimes. I'll cheer you up, I promise!
By the way, what's up with that anonymous comment? Kind of creepy....hmmm....

Anonymous said...

Winston: Don't forget today is your Dad's birthday.

Pug Mommy said...

Sorry about your failed coup Winston. Maggie is also upset because she just got her harem dress back from the cleaners and now she has no where to wear it.

Sister Roni said...

Dear Freddie,
Happy Birthday Brother!!! I left my phone at home so this is the only way I know how to communicate with you. I will call you later!!!