First, I want to stop being so annoying at home; second, I want to be a little braver and the dog park; third, I want my second ball to drop (and really soon); and fourth, I want to grow a long tongue like my hero Duke. (Parent's note: We helped Winston craft his resolutions. We hope that his lifting the leg to pee on things is just a rebellious phase.)
This is my most recent mug shot. I was arrested and charged with stalking and harassing my mommy by repeatidly putting a disgusting (and well chewn) beef stick on her. I gave "the look" and all charges were dropped.
This is the "Grumpy Bear" suit that my grandparents from Texas sent to me. My parents say I look adorable in it.
It looks tighter than it really is, also it is made of this cool stretchy material.
Annoyed at the constant picture taking. Alpha is in the background giving a scowl of irritation to the annoying papparazi.
Shock!!! I was caugh licking my genitals. I still don't seem as stupid as those tramps Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.
Me and Alpha posing for a voluntary picture. We don't mind pictures being taken of us, we merely ask that a photographer have the decency to first ask permission.
Mooning Alpha and showing him what I really think of him.
A little more humiliation.
Helping Mommy play on the computer.
Dignity at its finest. Isn't my outfit's little storm cloud adorable.
I learned something this Christmas: Presents are awesome but you're not supposed to pee on anyone else's presents. This is me trying to apologize to Mommy after I peed on her brand new comforter. When Daddy suggested she just flip it over she yelled even more...at ME!!! Can you believe? Daddy's the idiot, she should yell at him.