Monday, January 01, 2007

New Year's Resolutions
First, I want to stop being so annoying at home; second, I want to be a little braver and the dog park; third, I want my second ball to drop (and really soon); and fourth, I want to grow a long tongue like my hero Duke. (Parent's note: We helped Winston craft his resolutions. We hope that his lifting the leg to pee on things is just a rebellious phase.)

This is my most recent mug shot. I was arrested and charged with stalking and harassing my mommy by repeatidly putting a disgusting (and well chewn) beef stick on her. I gave "the look" and all charges were dropped.

This is the "Grumpy Bear" suit that my grandparents from Texas sent to me. My parents say I look adorable in it.

It looks tighter than it really is, also it is made of this cool stretchy material.

Annoyed at the constant picture taking. Alpha is in the background giving a scowl of irritation to the annoying papparazi.

Shock!!! I was caugh licking my genitals. I still don't seem as stupid as those tramps Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.

Me and Alpha posing for a voluntary picture. We don't mind pictures being taken of us, we merely ask that a photographer have the decency to first ask permission.

Mooning Alpha and showing him what I really think of him.

A little more humiliation.

Helping Mommy play on the computer.

Dignity at its finest. Isn't my outfit's little storm cloud adorable.

I learned something this Christmas: Presents are awesome but you're not supposed to pee on anyone else's presents. This is me trying to apologize to Mommy after I peed on her brand new comforter. When Daddy suggested she just flip it over she yelled even more...at ME!!! Can you believe? Daddy's the idiot, she should yell at him.

I am confident that she can never stay mad at a face like this.
Snarf everyone later,
/s/ Winston, Grand Duke of Pugsworth

7 comments:

Oscar said...

I like your grumpy bear outfit. Who is Alpha?

Pug Mommy said...

Winston I can't believe you pee'd on your mommy's new comforter! Is that anyway to say thank you for all of your Christmas presents?

PS. I love the grumpy bear costume and you and Alpha look adorable together minus the full frontal pug nudity... :)

Anonymous said...

I think that you look adorable in your grumpy bear outfit

Oscar said...

Ooohhh...Mommy saw a big pug magnet at Target, but she didn't buy it. My parents thought my reaction to it might be funny.

Rocco's Mom said...

Winston, you ROCK in that grumpy bear outfit.

I'm sorry to hear that you pee'd on the presents...better luck next year mom.

Lynn said...

Winston peed on mommy's new comforter? Does that mean "perfectly potty trained Winston" peed INDOORS??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I hope your other ball drops, too, kido. Too bad it didn't on New Years Eve. Other balls dropped then, you could have celebrated 10 times over.

Your outfit is cute but I like you mooning Alpha the best.

Your mug shot isn't too bad either. Tell mommy you are REALLY sorry and don't pee on anything indoors anymore.

LMizzle said...

My pug Winston had to wait a while for his second ball to drop too!