Winston On Pugs: very brief thoughts

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Join PALBWAATHRODCBWDTPTHHWPQ, See the World
Many have expressed an interest in joining the PALBWAATHRODCBWDTPTHHWPQ Secret Police so that you may help insure that bloggers give an honest effort by updating their blogs. Please send your pug bonafides in the form of pictures, preferably pictures that exemplify pug intimidation, to: winstonpugsworth@yahoo.com

Once the ranks are full it will be up to the Chairman of the Central Directorate, Goodboy Norman Featherstone, to formulate policy.

Snarf everydog later,
/s/Winston, Grand Duke of Pugsworth

4 comments:

Anonymous said...: Hey winston

good luck with finding the reqrutments; 10:03 AM
Goodboy Norman Featherstone said...: This sounds like work. Ugh. I guess I'll have to get motivated somehow. Maybe a rifle through the bathroom trash will inspire me ...; 2:28 PM
Suki & Joey said...: Hmmm...ok. I'll think of something. Something intimidating. I'm tuff, it shouldn't be too hard.

Puggy kisses
Suki; 9:35 AM
Jen and Suki said...: I'm currently working on my application. At my blog you will see my supreme impersonation skillz though. Don't be alarmed.; 5:00 AM

On Pugs:

In the whole catalogue of the canine species, there is not one of less utility, or possessing less the powers of attraction than the Pug Dog, applicable to no sport, appropriate to no useful purpose, susceptible of no predominant passion, and in no way whatever remarkable for any extra eminence, he has continued from era to era for what alone he might have been originally intended, the patient follower of a ruminating philosopher, or the adulating and consolatory companion of an old maid.

-Dr. Edward Patterson, 1804

Cosette is my little sister, born March 3, 2008. I am not sure how exactly my parents found her, but I am guessing that while they were out playing without me one day, they saw her wandering around and, in a momentary lapse of judgment, decided to bring her home. [Parents' Note: Cosette was not a stray, as much as we admire people who adopt pets who are or were strays, or from shelters, we got Cosette from a wonderful breeder and know that from the minute she was born, she has been nothing but pampered.] I guess she's not really so horrible, we play a lot but she also likes to sleep almost as much as I do, and she is even more snuggly than me, if you can imagine that. Unlike me, she is a social butterfly and loves to play with any other dog, person, or stuffie she sees, although, she is terrified of cats. She seems to be stuck in permanent puppy-hood and is the source of constant amusement for me and my parents.

Winston On Pugs: very brief thoughts

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

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