Faithful PIA member Suki Sumo pointed out this abomination. Somewhere out there is a pug who cavorted, most likely KNOWINGLY, with the Pug's sworn enemy and created a Pug/Jack Russell Terrier mix. This pug and its offspring must be found so that they can be isolated and prevented from spreading.
The Dog is described as being about 8 weeks old and roughly five pounds. Her human mother, when informed of the abomination that she had adopted, agreed to turn Abbey over to PIA but alas, Abbey had flown the coop. Her mother gives the following description of her personality: "Abbey is very precious and loves getting attention. She loves to get a hold of pants legs and play tug o' war. She has so much energy, she can run around in circles in the yard and play all night long. But when she gets tired, she likes to cuddle up and go to sleep. She has one of the best personalities, and everyone that sees her loves her." The mother has now recanted the bit about her "best personality" and everyone loving her, admitting that people were always a bit taken aback and frightened of such a monstrosity. Additionally, the human mother believes that the constant tugging on her pants leg may have actually been incidents of attempted murder. Anyone who sees this beast or recognizes the aforementioned behavior should notify PIA immediately. Do not attempt to approach Abbey, as she is currently teething and several razor sharp baby teeth have already come in.
Vigilance my friends!!!
/s/Winston, Grand Duke of Pugsworth