First, as head of PALBWAATHRODCBWDTPTHHWPQ recruiting, I am proud to announce the induction of two new members of the secret police. Second, I would like to welcome Francis Ford Pug to the blogging community and I hope that there will be many updates to entertain us masses. Lastly, at the risk of sounding like a broken record... vote for me once a day between now and Oct. 30 at:
http://www.nwsource.com/contests/pets/bestpetphotos/vote_category.php?category=4 so that I can be in a fashion show!!!
This is Devil Dog. He is now an assassin, and is technically a subordinate to the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Pug. This was the last picture ever taken of this Jack Russell Terrier collaborator...notice how he grimaces in pain as the end approaches.
This is Devil Dog's sister Lucky. Based Devil Dog's description, Lucky will likely be assigned to the Cannon Fodder brigade along with Rollo (although the assignment is not yet final).
This is Private First Class RolloTamasi, he will lead (by example) the first lines of the cannon fodder brigade for he is 100 lbs of stupid in a 40 lb pug body...he also loves poop because it is so tasty.
Snarf everydog later,
/s/ Winston, Grand Duke of Pugsworth
7 comments:
Hi Winston! I want to get in toooo!!! Let's rule the world!
Welcome to the new recruits!
Yeah more service members!!
Thanks Winston.
Sequoia & Petunia
You remain sick and twisted. Nonetheless, this is a very funny site to me, I can't help but check it every once in awhile. Hope all's well!
Winston, your greatness is unmatched except for one thing. I am a SHE! Roxy Dragon Pebbles in all her black/dark side glory is female. But I love my title as assassin. Thanks! I can be a ninja like my mom.
Roxy
Way to tell him Devil Dog. We be confused there for a second. Winston, thanks for telling us about Francis Ford. We stopped by his blog and leave him a note.
Four Pugz
Napoleon is glad to have a subordinate, even if it is a girl.
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