Sunday, October 21, 2007

Cuteness/obnoxiousness in a Furry Pug Package
My Daddy says that I am really obnoxious, so I had better be glad that I am so cute or else I would be looking for a new home by now. Mommy tells him to shut up and reminds him that he will be out on the street long before I ever am. That is what I call "job security."

Who could resist this adorable face? Neither of my parents it seems, so I get to run rough-shod over both of them.

Occaisonally, my Mommy can resist it, at least when there is ice cream at stake.

I am now skeptical that I will be getting any ice cream, despite the face. I have tried and failed in this area many times, but I can't give up without a fight.

I will lay down, but not in defeat. Notice how I do not take my eye off the ice cream. Like the wily hawk stalking a meerkat pup, I will pounce as soon as I am secure that the powers that be have let their guard down.

Here, my Mommy caught me in an embarrassing state. I was minding my own business eating leaves and dirt off the kitchen floor, when Daddy came in and went over to my treat bowl. I had to rush over to him and sit down so I would get my treat, but I didn't have time to swallow the leaf I had been eating. So Mommy and Daddy got a good laugh at my expense, but at least I got a treat out of it.

After all that begging for food and scavanging for more food (leaves and dirt balls, mostly), it was nice to just lay around and watch some TV.

The life of a pug/wanna-be world tyrant is exhausting.
Snarf everydog later,
/s/ Winston, The Grand Duke of Pugsworth

14 comments:

Frances Louise said...

Your mommy must be superhuman to resist such an adorable face! My parents are suckers -- I get ice cream almost every time.

Goodboy Norman Featherstone said...

My People say the same thing about me! Good thing we got those cute looks!

Clover said...

Oh Winston! You are so adorable - I would share my ice cream with you. Don't be embarrassed about that leaf picture. It's cool to eat leaves.
Love Clover xo

Oscar said...

Winston, my parents can't resist my adorable face either. Mommy lately gives me nearly a taste of everything she eats, except for ice cream too. What do you think we should do? But, my parents bought me my own, but its not nearly as fun as eating theres.

Anonymous said...

Hey Winston

you are so cute and would make a cute snuggle pug

Pugsley, Buster, Cricket & Daisy said...

Winston, you are so darn funny. We gots to agree. . .life be rough!

Four Pugz

Pugsley, Buster, Cricket & Daisy said...

Winston, you are so darn funny. We gots to agree. . .life be rough!

Four Pugz

Jen said...

hey! just wanted to spread the word about a new social networking site for pugs! http://www.whostolemymonkey.com/

love the blog by the way! keep up the good work winston!

Pug Mommy said...

It is good to see you caught off guard once and a while Winston, since you are usually so on your game.

Ronin_The_Pug said...

Wow your Mommy resists at that cute face? Mine doesn't! Just the human with the computer succeeds at this job. :P
Huuugs!

Paula said...

Winston..... are you a walking stomach in disguise? LOL Not alone, Bandit and Paisley feel the frig door opening is for the purpose of them. Not like we humans would every be hungry for food.

Thanks for the welcome back!

Pedro said...

I have a mentor! I may be young and I maybe small but I am working on my pug-blog skills.

It's tough being a pug- pirate sometimes though....

Seadra & Zoe said...

You are too cute Winston!! And that leaf stuck in your lip made us lol!! Zoe does that all the time too but it's usually trash out of the waste basket!!

Love, Seadra and Zoe

Peanut said...

How could she not give you any ice cream? Was the leaf good?