Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Why Doggie Daycare Sucks
I am normally pretty good at defending myself from the tyrannical machinations of my abusive parents...but not on doggy daycare days. On these days I spend long periods of time defending myself from ruthless yorkies, pugs, and pomeranians; so it is understandable that I lack the power when I get home to fight my parents. They use this weakness to their own advantage to amuse themselves.


This picture illustrates two reasons why my doggie daycare sucks. The first reason, they also sell costumes. The second reason, it makes me way too exhausted to do anything about the aforementioned costume.

Here is a better view of the torture my parents subjected me to when I was too weak to defend myself. FYI, I was a shark.

This is a good view of the shark and me sticking out my tongue and my parents, if they did not consistently feed me I would be so outta here.

Okay, can we go to sleep now?

Snarf everydog later,
/s/ Winston, Grand Duke of Pugsworth

13 comments:

Clover said...

Awww Winston! You look so cute in that costume. Sorry it sucked for you to wear it!
Love Clover xo

Goodboy Norman Featherstone said...

LOL! That's a funny costume. I would totally destroy evidence of that thing as soon as possible.

Oscar said...

Hahaha. I feel your pain. My parents do the same thing too!

Frances Louise said...

You make a scary land-shark. I totally feel for you -- parents can be so unfair.

Christine & Giggs said...

Hide out under the bed and wait for an arm or leg to dangle... Then, ATTACK! 'JAWS' style.

That'll teach 'em.

Peanut said...

Oh winston I feel for you. How awful of your parents to do that to you. I thank dogness that I am to big for any costume mom has ever found that she liked.

Pug Mommy said...

I love the shark costume! You look awesome and scary.

The Devil Dog said...

Oh Winston, we feel your pain. You do look very cute, though. I think you need to deprive your humans of love and attention for a few days until they apologize. With some really big treats.

Roxy & Lucky

Pugsley, Buster, Cricket & Daisy said...

Awe, you look so cute, maybe even a little digusted.

Four Pugz

Anonymous said...

Hey winston

i think you look great as the shark what do you wana be for halloween tell your parents

Suki Sumo said...

Sharks are super ferocious, Winston. I say it could be worse...

Daisy said...

Dear Winston,
You are a very cute doggie. I hope Goodboy Norman Featherstone is not in trouble with you. That would make me feel sad.
From,
Daisy the Curly Cat

Suki Sumo said...

Hey, did you see on dailypuppy.com that some traitor pug was cavorting with a jack russel and made PUPPIES!?