Sunday, September 30, 2007

More PALBWAATHRODCBWDTPTHHWPQ recruits


As the ranks begin to swell, a formidable force is emerging.

This is Giggs. He will be the head of the Demolition and Interrogation Department. He is excellent at destroying stuffed toys...also, he is fairly tough despite being named after a soccer star (the lesser football to those of us Americans).

Giggs' love of destruction is largely unlimited.

Here is one of Giggs' latest victims. Before his end he told all that he knew (none of which could be independently verified).

This is Clover. She is head of the Intelligence Division. She has tricked her humans into thinking she knows lots of commands, so she scams lots of treats from them. She also tricked the obedience class humans into letting her skip the puppy class and go straight to the intermediate class.

Clover is also kind of a big deal. Here Clover is illustrating an important point. One of the recent recruits voiced a concern about the amount of naps that are allowed in PALBWAATHRODCBWDTPTHHWPQ. Naps every 10 minutes sounds about right to me, so to anypug out there worried about the amount of naps, that concern has been addressed (there is also a union to protect our naptime!).

This pug is Herbie. He is an expert at stalking suspicious non-dog characters, such as this bird Greysie, who has infiltrated Herbie's territory.

This is Sequoia. She heads the Border Police Division in Alaska, where she watches for any Communists or Jack Russell Terriers sneaking in over the Bering Strait.

This is Sequoia in her indoor garb.

Sequoia heads the PALBWAATHRODCBWDTPTHHWPQ Navy, which consists of her dogpaddling in a kiddie pool.

These are Rollo and Parker. Rollo (pug, foreground) leads the cannon-fodder brigade, i.e. he is expendable. Parker (Boston Terrier/Pug, "Bug", background) is Rollo's loyal sister and superior. It is her job to insure he does not kill himself through his own stupidity before it is advantageous to PIA. He nearly drowned last week trying to eat a treat at the bottom of his water bowl.

Finally, I have decided to reveal our headquarters. The U.S. military has the Pentagon, the CIA has Langley, and the President has the White House...PIA has this, now known as Pugly. I realize it is not exactly inconspicuous, but I have heard there are advantages to hiding in plain sight.

This is me in all my one-eyed glory.

Here I am searching out food from my parents.

A better view of their selfish hoarding of what they refer to as "people food."

They are a bunch of big meanies.

My work organizing the PALBWAATHRODCBWDTPTHHWPQ Secret Police, as well as trying to steal food has left me exhausted.
snarf everydog later,
/s/ Winston, Grand Duke of Pugsworth

11 comments:

Goodboy Norman Featherstone said...

We will take over the world!!

Oscar said...

Looks like we have a good force. World domination seems more feasible at this point. I forget, who is heading up recruits? I am glad to see new recruits!

Suki said...

Yes! The return of Rollo! He's hilarious.

Sooo...can Joey and I join PALBWAATHRODCBWDTPTHHWPQ? I mean, I haven't talked it over with him yet, but he's a pretty mellow dude, so I'm sure he'll be down for it!

Puggy kisses,
Suki

Oscar said...

Oh yes, I forgot-I've got something for you on my blog~

Herbie said...

Excellent! Thanks for addressing the nap issue.

Clover said...

I am really happy with the way our force is shaping up! I also really like our headquarters. :)
Love Clover xo

Suki Sumo said...

I want in!

Seadra & Zoe said...

Wow, that's some force! Let me know if there is a position open for me. I'm game.

Love, Zoe

Pug Mommy said...

Our new recruits look great but we are concerned about the acceptance of the lesser dog... the half breed "bug".... are we sure the bug is not a spy trying to infiltrate the system?

Staypuff wants to know exactly how much you weigh nowadays and if you are trying to become twice the man he is, simply by doubling your weight? He made some comment about compensating for something...

Panda said...

Can I be in charge of the Asian branch? I'm getting a Panda costume for Halloween that I could use for disguise.

ronin the pug said...

GO WINSTON!!!! YOU ARE THE PUG! PUG OF THE WORLD UNITE! And I want in!