Friday, October 12, 2007

Our Fearless Leader Speaks!!!
First of all, everyone can vote for me once daily (see previous entry for details) and If I win I get to be in a doggy fashion show in Downtown Seattle. Secondly, Goodboy Norman Featherstone has formulated the following brilliant policies:

As the newly elected Chairman of the Central Directorate of PALBWAATHRODCBWDTPTHHWPQ (Pugs Against Lazy Bloggers Who Adversely Affect The Honorable Reputation Of Dedicated Canine Bloggers Who Do Their Part To Help Humans' Workdays Pass Quickly), it is my duty to formulate policies and procedures for the smooth running of the group. This is not a dictatorship, but as members, what I say goes. That might sound like a dictatorship to you, but I assure you it is not. See - whatever I say goes, and since I say this is not a dictatorship, then it is not. Members are free to propose potential policies to me at any time for inclusion in the official PALBWAATHRODCBWDTPTHHWPQ handbook.Here are the first 5 policies for membership into the PALBWAATHRODCBWDTPTHHWPQ Group.

1 - No member may allow more than 3 working days to elapse without a blog entry. (Note that Saturday and Sunday are excluded from this requirement as we Pugs are not required to entertain most humans on these days.) Special preference is given to those members who post daily, with extra special favor (in the form of very sloppy wet kisses) being lavished upon those members who post multiple times in one day.

2 - If 3 working days elapse with no blog entry, membership will be considered for revocation and the member in peril will get the butt end of the Pug instead of the face end. If the member in peril posts an exceedingly apologetic entry complete with pictures within 2 days of notice of possible membership revocation, the revocation process will be terminated.

3 - Membership is revoked based on a majority vote of existing members in good standing. The vote will remain open for a period of 24 hours, at which time the vote will close and the outcome will be announced. Any members who do not cast their vote will receive a nasty pee-mail and one demerit.

4 - Once membership has been revoked, a member may re-apply for membership at any time, but is required to undergo hazing by the existing members in good standing while their application is under review. During the hazing, existing members in good standing may each make 1 "truth or dare" request to the member-in-waiting over the period of 1 week. If the member-in-waiting denies any request or does not respond to the request within 3 days, membership will be denied.

5 - If membership is granted to a previously revoked member, the member will start their membership with a lower rank than previously held and must post one humiliating photo of themselves on their blog, preferably involving a costume of some sort.Our current member roster includes:

-Goodboy Norman Featherstone, Chairman
-Winston, the Grand Duke of Pugsworth, Political Commissar to PALBWAATHRODCBWDTPTHHWPQ (pictured below)
-Oscar, Director of the Uniform Division of the Secret Police

-Napolean, Director of Covert Operations

-Maggie, Lead Undercover Seductress

-Giggs, Head of the Demolition and Interrogation Department

-Clover, Head of the Intelligence Division

-Herbie, Special Agent in Charge of Stalking Suspicious Non-Pug Entities

-Sequoia, Head of the Border Police Division in Alaska

-Rollo, Leader of the Cannon-Fodder Brigade (will actually be cannon-fodder)

-Parker, Director in Charge of the Cannon-Fodder Brigade (will not actually be cannon-fodder)

Please direct any membership requests to Winston at Please, rich Nigerians who need an American Agent to assist in International Money Transfers need not apply...I ain't buying it!!
Snarf Everydog later,
/s/ Winston, Grand Duke of Pugsworth and Political Commisar to PALBWAATHRODCBWDTPTHHWPQ


The Devil Dog said...

Dear Winston, I posted to Norman about joining by accident. Please don't blame me but blame my over tired steroid taking (to get rid of the poison sumac she caught 3weeks ago) exhausted, over worked, not enough pug hugged time mother.
Can Lucky and I join or do we need to be voted in?


Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

Hi Winston,

Welcome to - it is great to meet you, and I am sure you will have lots of fun here :-)


Victoria said...

"Please, rich Nigerians who need an American Agent to assist in International Money Transfers need not apply...I ain't buying it!!"

LOL, that was hilarious!!!

NAME: Frances Louise said...

Good evening Winston. In honor of the PALBWAATHRODCBWDTPTHHWPQ, I have started a blog (or actually my parents were shamed into starting one for me) so that I can receive my commission as Sequoia(althout my real name is Frances), Head of the Border Police Division in Alaska.

Frances Louise

FleasGang said...

Wow! How do "lesser dogs" get in on this action? Every organization needs some grunts don't they? If the committee ever sees fit to indoctrinate 2 cocker spaniels and a shih tzu, let us know 'cause we're game!

The FleasGang