Thursday, March 06, 2008

Suspicious Activities Abound
PIA has been buzzing recently. Terrier chatter suggests that something is afoot, but concrete details are difficult to come by. What concerns me most is that my servants/parents have also been acting strangely, but they immediately engage in a forced pattern of normalcy anytime they see a certain pug cyclops peeking around the corner and attempting eavesdrop upon their conversation. Could it be that the feared Jack Russell Terrier Secret Security Service (JRTS^3) has infiltrated my own domain and brainwashed the weekminded humans? The male has always seemed a bit slow and redheads are known for being easily manipulated. There is nothing I can do at this point in time but keep my guard up and await further developments. Rest assured that once the full plot is uncovered I shall be upon it like pug on food. Until then, solidarity pug brothers!!!

/s/ Winston, Grand Duke of Pugsworth

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

wonder if you could be getting a little brother or sister...........

Pug Mommy said...

Napoleon has said he will try and go undercover at our dog park this weekend and see if he can sniff out any info from the jack russel network here in Bowling Green. Will keep you posted.

Maybe your parents are going on vacation.... and not taking you with them.

Anonymous said...

Winston, if youre unhappy where you are, feel free to contact me and I will treat you like the royal blood that you are!!!

Z human