New Recruits
I am proud to announce that the first recruits to the PALBWAATHRODCBWDTPTHHWPQ Secret Police have been accepted. Other Pugs may still apply by sending pictures of your bonafides to me at: winstonpugsworth@yahoo.com

This is Oscar, he will head the Uniform Division of the Secret Police. It will be his duty to warn lazy bloggers that they are in danger of being subjected to enforcement action by PALBWAATHRODCBWDTPTHHWPQ.

This is Napoleon, code name: the Stay Puff Marshmallow Pug. He is an expert in reconnaissance and covert operations. He was previously a shake-down artist in South Philly, so he can get rough when necessary.

This is Maggie, code name: the Seductress. She gathers information by batting her eyes and curling her tail. I must confess that I had a thing with her some time ago, but her skills are beyond reproach.

Now, I couldn't have a post without some pictures of me, and I also was tagged a long time ago, so here is my tag about my middle name. My middle name, as far as I can tell, is No. My Parents are always calling me "Winston No!". This picture represents Not cute.

Nice. I am nice to my Mommy because I always help her do the dishes.

Noisy. Here is my pug roar.

Outgoing. This is me (on the right) making friends at a pug meetup.

Obnoxious (Daddy suggested this one).

Only One good eye. This is a good picture of my good eye, on the right (my left eye), which still reflects light, and my bad eye, which does not reflect light because the retina is detached. You can actually see inside my bad eye, to the back of the eye, which is white, but there is also still some blood in there, so it looks like the top half is white and the bottom half is red. Kinda creepy. But unique.

/s/ Winston No Pugsworth, Grand Duke of Pugsworth, Director of PIA Recruiting, and Political Commissar to PALBWAATHRODCBWDTPTHHWPQ.