My dear friend Goodboy Norman Featherstone has finally had the courage to address the elephant in the room. We pug bloggers are being sabotaged by other bloggers who fail to update their blogs regularly. The end result is that humans looking for distraction quickly run out of ways to waste time and must actually do work, which is quite unpleasant during working hours. A motion has been approved to found Pugs Against Lazy Bloggers Who Adversely Affect The Honorable Reputation Of Dedicated Canine Bloggers Who Do Their Part To Help Humans' Workdays Pass Quickly (PALBWAATHRODCBWDTPTHHWPQ), A Division of PIA. I nominate Goodboy Norman Featherstone to chair the Central Directorate of PALBWAATHRODCBWDTPTHHWPQ. Does anyone second the motion?
I think that only intimidation may be sufficient to insure compliance with a once a month posting minimum. Above is the suggested uniform of the PALBWAATHRODCBWDTPTHHWPQ Secret Police. I believe that all shall be compelled to RESPECT MY AUTHORITAAAA! Do the masses approve? Snarf Everydog Later,
/s/ Winston, Grand Duke of Pugsworth
15 comments:
Great idea Winston. And yes, I respect your authoritaaaaa!!!
I second the motion! And I really like the uniform of the PALBWAATHRODCBWDTPTHHWPQ, and I want to join. I know it is unpleasant for my mom to work when there are other things she can be doing during work hours.
Love Clover xo
I second the motion. However, a once month blog post minimum, I think is too little. I think it should be upped to three posts a month. This leaves one week free in the event of vacation. One post a month is pretty much the minimum bloggers do anyways...except for those who completely drop out of blogging and post once every other month or so-boring.
Anyway, can I join PALBWAATHRODCBWDTPTHHWPQ too? I've already got the uniform.
Sounds good! You should make an official badge for people to put on their sites when meeting requirements. That way we can spot the slackers without badges.
I really enjoy the new uniform. Can I have it? I third the motion by the way.
xoxoCrick
Yes I shall follow your commands of updating more ofter good idea.
Love the uniform Winston!! The hat just makes it.
Love, Seadra and Zoe
We are not real sure about getting behind any resolution that would require us to work any more than we already do. We're pugs after all, and we LIKE being lazy.Therefore, we must abstain.
~Pug Hugs~
Duke & Gidget
You are so right, Winston. We are backing you and Norman 100%!
Agreed! I, too, eighth the motion, or whatever number we're on. However, I think that once a month is too little, like oscar, and vote for once a week! And, a badge is a terrific idea, christine and giggs! now, somebody get on that 'cause i'm too busy reading blogs...
I second that motion and have nothing but the utmost respect for your authoritaaaa! And I promise to do my best to bark incessantly at my parents until the blog has been sufficiently updated. Now can I joint the PIA?
We also 10th the motion and would like to become members of the PALBWAATHRODCBWDTPTHHWPQ, but only if we can get uniforms too.
I want to join! Mommy and I love reading blogs, and she thinks I'd look awfully cute in that uniform. I have some ninja skills--do I qualify?!
Newton
I tenth (?) your motion! And I respect your authoitaaaa (goodness, I miss South Park, when will it be back on the air? Next month?)!
I want to be a new member of palbwaathrodcbwdtpthhwpq!
Love,
Jemima Jones Beck
I second the motion!!! My human with the computer forgot about my blog for a week!!! I don't care about any exam! I want to blog!
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