This blog is dedicated to recording the thoughts of a little pug named Winston, the Grand Duke of Pugsworth, as he struggles through a pampered existence.
Sunday, September 09, 2007
Our Fearless Leader Reveals Himself
By general acclimation, Goodboy Norman Featherstonehas been appointed the Chairman of the Central Directorate of PALBWAATHRODCBWDTPTHHWPQ. My Congratulations to him, I am sure that he will do PIA, PALBWAATHRODCBWDTPTHHWPQ, and Pugs everywhere a great service through his tireless efforts to insure that there is always something for humans to look forward to, namely posts of cute pugs. I know..."cute pugs" is redundant.
I am still organizing the PALBWAATHRODCBWDTPTHHWPQ Secret Police, but I do not know if it will really be necessary. The pure intimidation and ruthlessness personified by Goodboy Norman Featherstone (above) may be enough to bring all but the most dense canine bloggers into line. Now, on to even more important things - FOOD.
When my Mommy or Daddy is in the kitchen, I expect to get food. When a very long time goes by without me getting any food [parents' note: about 10 seconds], I sit down so that my Parents remember how good of a dog I am and how cute I am.
When that doesn't work, I go check my food bowl to see if any food is in there. I also flip the bowl over to see if any food is in the other side.
And I lick my food bowl and sniff all around my food bowl to find any crumbs that might be laying around. Following is a video in two parts that shows the more extreme of my food searching behaviors:
This is me jostling the bowl for a last little bit of sustenance so that I may fight off starvation one more day, ala Stalingrad. Well... it looks like there is no food in my bowl. Soooooooo sad :(
Snarf everydog later,
/s/ Winston, Grand Duke of Pugsworth
PS- If you would like to join the PALBWAATHRODCBWDTPTHHWPQ Secret Police and have a picture of you in appropriate Secret Police attire, please email me your pictures at: winstonpugsworth@yahoo.com
Winston, I'm sorry you are so hungry. Ask mommy and daddy for some carrots or ice cubes, you might like them. I had a dog once that actually ate frozen lima beans that fell onto the floor. Your video made me laugh because you are so smart. However, that picture of your friend with the scarf on his head was toooooo much. Love you Uncle Ray and Aunt Lynn cousins Rollo and Parker
Hey Winston, Great work looking for that food. I am sad for you that you didn't find any. But seriously - how rude that your parents are in the kitchen and don't give you food. I get upset about it too. But instead of sitting nicely I jump around and squeal loudly. For some reason they don't like that...? Love Clover xo
I'll have to try to catch Lucy in her disguise, she's a well trained operative though and is an expert at counter-intelligence. Just yesterday she mind tricked me into dropping part of a hot dog in the kitchen and all I saw was a blur of fawn and the gentle swing of a doggie door.
It looks like you have a really big bowl. I think I've figured out my humans' trick: they give me a tiny bowl that is FULL of food so I think I am getting a big meal when in fact they are pretty much starving me.
Okay so the vet said I am big for four months, so what!?
Still trying to convince the mom to buy me a cop 'fit so I can join your PIA club. I don't think she has much respect for my authoritaaaa, if you will.
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On Pugs:
In the whole catalogue of the canine species, there is not one of less utility, or possessing less the powers of attraction than the Pug Dog, applicable to no sport, appropriate to no useful purpose, susceptible of no predominant passion, and in no way whatever remarkable for any extra eminence, he has continued from era to era for what alone he might have been originally intended, the patient follower of a ruminating philosopher, or the adulating and consolatory companion of an old maid.
I'm a pug puppy that was born on July 8, 2006. I have a face that entitles me to get away with murder and, if all goes according to plan, I shall be able to freely manipulate my Humans as soon as they are properly trained. I foresee a pampered existence for myself, and will do whatever is necessary to see that it comes to be. Now (getting into character) I shall transform myself into an innocent dumb angel...and the Humans will be none the wiser. P.S.- I LOVE COMPLIMENTS! Feel free to leave me a message.
The story of the stray my parents brought home one day, aka "Cosette Colbert d'Bonapug"
Cosette is my little sister, born March 3, 2008. I am not sure how exactly my parents found her, but I am guessing that while they were out playing without me one day, they saw her wandering around and, in a momentary lapse of judgment, decided to bring her home. [Parents' Note: Cosette was not a stray, as much as we admire people who adopt pets who are or were strays, or from shelters, we got Cosette from a wonderful breeder and know that from the minute she was born, she has been nothing but pampered.] I guess she's not really so horrible, we play a lot but she also likes to sleep almost as much as I do, and she is even more snuggly than me, if you can imagine that. Unlike me, she is a social butterfly and loves to play with any other dog, person, or stuffie she sees, although, she is terrified of cats. She seems to be stuck in permanent puppy-hood and is the source of constant amusement for me and my parents.
7 comments:
Winston,
I'm sorry you are so hungry. Ask mommy and daddy for some carrots or ice cubes, you might like them. I had a dog once that actually ate frozen lima beans that fell onto the floor. Your video made me laugh because you are so smart. However, that picture of your friend with the scarf on his head was toooooo much.
Love you
Uncle Ray and Aunt Lynn
cousins Rollo and Parker
Hey Winston,
Great work looking for that food. I am sad for you that you didn't find any. But seriously - how rude that your parents are in the kitchen and don't give you food. I get upset about it too. But instead of sitting nicely I jump around and squeal loudly. For some reason they don't like that...?
Love Clover xo
Winston you are going to turn into Porky the Pug if you keep eating all the time! :)
Maggie and Napoleon are digging through their closet to come up with appropriate attire for the secret police.
I'll have to try to catch Lucy in her disguise, she's a well trained operative though and is an expert at counter-intelligence. Just yesterday she mind tricked me into dropping part of a hot dog in the kitchen and all I saw was a blur of fawn and the gentle swing of a doggie door.
Oh my, I need to get a more intimidating uniform if I am to be an effective leader!
It looks like you have a really big bowl. I think I've figured out my humans' trick: they give me a tiny bowl that is FULL of food so I think I am getting a big meal when in fact they are pretty much starving me.
Okay so the vet said I am big for four months, so what!?
Still trying to convince the mom to buy me a cop 'fit so I can join your PIA club. I don't think she has much respect for my authoritaaaa, if you will.
We are giving you five paws up for your tricks with the bowl!! Not too sure about the scarf though!
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