Thursday, June 21, 2007

Even Idiots Love Their Dogs
Mommy works for a Judge and it was his turn to revoke people's probation for failing to pay court ordered restitution (whatever that means). This conversation REALLY happened:

Judge: Is there any reason you can think of that I should not send you to jail today? (probably rhetorical).
Idiot: I have a dog...[long pause]...and some kids.

The Judge is a dog person, so this appeal was actually a good, if ultimately unsuccessful one. But really, who can not be concerned about the well-being of an adorable animal with a face like this below.

This is me being cute.

This is me being really cute!!!
Snarf everydoggy later,
/s/ Winston, Grand Duke of Pugsworth
PS- Daddy did not understand what was so funny and thought the idiot had raised a valid point. Mommy says that idiots think alike.

4 comments:

Christine said...

I think it's funny how he mentions the dog BEFORE the kids!

Oh ya, I've got some kids too.

JEEZ! People should need to get licenses before having children.

Pug Mommy said...

OMG! That is hilarious!

LMizzle said...

Haha! I agree with Christine! That's hilarious.

Duke & Gidget said...

We hate to agree with your Daddy, but we're gonna have to. It seems like a totally valid point to us too.

~Pug Hugs~