I ruled the crowd in my fire hydrant costume. I would have won 1st place, but I had to take off my hydrant hat because it was uncomfortable and the Judges said that I exceeded the permitted level of cuteness, so the judges weren't sure if whether they would be giving me first prize for an awesome costume or just for being adorable little me. I was happy nonetheless, and my parents were extremely proud.
My Mommy forgot to take pictures at the pug-o-ween, but this is what I looked like.
And I went to the dog park and I got a CUTE new girlfriend, her name is Bella the chihuahuah! Actually, she clearly had the hots for me, but I'm not sure if I want a relationship. See, my Mommy seems to be an anchor around the neck of my Daddy in that miserable and unpredictable torrential river, filled with rocks, that is a relationship. It's hard enough to make it to shore without an ole' ball and chain dragging you down, if ya' know what I mean ;-) [Mommy's note: Winston and Daddy both know that Daddy would be lost and miserable without me :P]
But, nonetheless, we had lots of fun playing.
She has a tiny little sister named Mia. Mia is also really cute, but I hear that dating sisters just starts problems.
See!!! She was all over me!
And I went to the dog park! I played fetch - look how far I ran to get the ball! I think I may be part retriever. This is quite possible since I hear that my great-great-great-great grandmother, Lady Esnesnon, was quite the promiscuous "black sheep" of the family. She wasn't actually a sheep though, she was the sister of the Great Pug leader Rollo II, the largely inept, and mother of Pugeweld the Snorter (Rollo didn't have any children because his "balls" did not drop). So there may actually be some retriever blood in me.
And I brought it all the way back!
And I got my 1,000th visitor to my blog! Of course with this adorable face who could resist me? THANKS EVERYONE FOR VISITING SO OFTEN!!!
It's tiring work winning contests, flirting with girls, and satisfying the masses!
Snarf everyone very soon,
/s/ Winston, Grand Duke of Pugsworth