Welcome to another edition of the Cosette Colbert Report.
This week I decided to do a meme that has been going around; the google "...needs" meme. This is a perfect meme for me to do without Winston, because a few other Winstons have done this meme so he would have nothing new to offer.
1. Cosette needs a new wool skirt for winter. That is very true, this dress is getting old and obviously it is a summer dress that just will not work when the weather gets colder.
2. Cosette needs to be more proactive. Here I am telling Winston 'you will obey my authoritay!!'
3. Cosette needs work. Obviously, I am very bored with my life and need something to challenge me intellectually.
4. Cosette needs a protector. Here, Winston watches over me. Awww, I do love my big brother, I can't lie.
5. Cosette needs to be clonked on the head. What, just because I stole Winston's favorite toy and Daddy's shoe??
6. Cosette needs a little bath. Sure, I love baths! [Parents' Note: Seriously, Cosette LOVES baths. She jumps into the bath tub every time she gets a chance]
[Parents' Note: we saved the best for last. This was actually one of the things that came up on google]
8. Cosette needs a pug dog wearing a red scarf. Mommy says this means we will have to get Winston a red scarf. Daddy says we need to get me a new pug and get the new pug a red scarf.
Here's lookin' at you with two eyes,
/s/ Cosette Colbert D'Bonapug