So, my parents completely abandoned me at this new doggy daycare where I had to play with other dogs all day long for FIVE DAYS STRAIGHT. I don't know what brought on this torture, but I am glad to be home. If my parents think they are going to do that to me ever again, they have another think coming. I am consulting with PIA to determine an appropriate punishment.
I mean, how could anyone leave this face?
And apparently they left me for these. I don't know what kind of weird, flying, legless dogs these are, but I do know they are nowhere near as cute as I am. [Parents' Note: This is the National Aquarium in Baltimore]
I just don't get it.
It has squeakies in its claws, lots of legs to chew on, and a grunter in its body. This might mitigate my parents' punishment.
It has already become one of my sleeping buddies. Which is good, because after all that torture at the neverending daycare, I have a lot of naps to catch up on.
Snarf everydog later,
/s/ Winston, Grand Duke of Pugsworth