Wednesday, November 14, 2007

I Will Never Lose Due to Intimidation Again
Rumor through the PIA pugvine is that the victorious German Shepherd intimidated the judge into voting for her by alluding to "relations" with an underground Dog society capable of "getting to anyone." I can only assume that she was referring to PIA which, needless to say, has no associations with such brute beasts. To prevent this from happening again I shall become the buffest blogger on the block!!!

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This is me conducting one of my workouts. I do two thousand bite-pulls a day to stay in tip top pug shape.



As you can see, these workouts tire me out...that and doggy daycare. I deduct the costs of doggy daycare as a business expense since it is there that I gather most of the intelligence for PIA.

I really miss my snugglenest and I was forced to resort to sleeping in my toy box recently (I destroyed my snugglenest).

This is me yawning, I hope none of you actually needed that explained.

My legs are famous for their amazing flexibility, but the deadly martial arts that PIA practices requires not only strength and stamina, but also grace and flexibility.

I sleep a lot. Those PIA mandated pug naps exist for a reason.

This is a last glimpse of me in the toy box/bed.
Snarf everydog later,
/s/ Winston, Grand Duke of Pugsworth

4 comments:

Goodboy Norman Featherstone said...

Good plan Winston. We could all use to buff up a bit to rid this world of cheats, sneaks and lying dogs!

Oscar said...

Hmmm...I wonder what expenses I can deduct for business. I also need to work out more. I loved the pic of you all stretched out on your couch. Funny.

Lynn said...

Winston,
That pose on the couch is the best yet. You are a yoga zen master. I bet you can slip under doorways and slide through register grates.
Sorry you lost the competition. I am sure it was rigged.
Love
Aunt Lynn, Uncle Ray, and cousins Rollo and Parker.

Clover said...

Hey Winston,
Yes, workouts are important. Have you considered compiling a workout book or video, with a whole bunch of workout moves?
Good call on sleeping in the toy box. Now I won't sleep in my bed AT ALL if there are no toys in the bottom of it!!
Love Clover xo