Rumor through the PIA pugvine is that the victorious German Shepherd intimidated the judge into voting for her by alluding to "relations" with an underground Dog society capable of "getting to anyone." I can only assume that she was referring to PIA which, needless to say, has no associations with such brute beasts. To prevent this from happening again I shall become the buffest blogger on the block!!!
This is me conducting one of my workouts. I do two thousand bite-pulls a day to stay in tip top pug shape.
As you can see, these workouts tire me out...that and doggy daycare. I deduct the costs of doggy daycare as a business expense since it is there that I gather most of the intelligence for PIA.
I really miss my snugglenest and I was forced to resort to sleeping in my toy box recently (I destroyed my snugglenest).
This is me yawning, I hope none of you actually needed that explained.
My legs are famous for their amazing flexibility, but the deadly martial arts that PIA practices requires not only strength and stamina, but also grace and flexibility.