I had a really fun past weekend!!! Also, I went to the Dogtomitrist and my good eye looks good and my bad eye looks bad, but the vet says that overall everything is ship shape!
First I went for a walk with my parents. See, Daddy was pouting because Texas was getting killed 35-14 going into the fourth quarter, but amazingly, they came back and won 38-35 and Daddy did not get to see it.
Look at all the leaves. It was a veritable buffet for ME!!!!!
Later, my parents took me to a dog shop called Buster and Sullivan's. This is Frankie, he works there. It is his job to greet the customers and keep a blanket behind the counter warm. PIA was sent to ensure that all pug-labor and OSHA provisions were being followed. This particular store seems to be in compliance since constant naps are allowed and treats are available. His human also works as a manager at the store.
Here Frankie greets another customer.
I thought this thing was some kind of domesticated rat, but Daddy assured me that it is some kind of dog. Apparently, this breed has even fewer practical uses than pugs.
Frankie showed some bling bling collars to the customer. I think he may also have been keeping an eye on this creature out of a fear that it would shoplift, but I am unaware if anything happened.
These are the hamburger and fries that Mommy and Daddy bought me from the dog shop. The fries in particular were quite delicious!!
This is my new advisor, Alberto Gonzales 2.0. He has all the upsides of the original Alberto but without the looming indictment. Also, he dispenses these stuffed eggs (depicted in the picture above located between Alberto and myself, on the ground but in front of the bookshelf and the pillow stuffed under the bookshelf to prevent my balls from going under there constantly, resulting in me constantly digging for them and leading my parents to consider pugicide) that I absolutely love!!!
Snarf everydog later,
/s/ Winston, Grand Duke of Pugsworth