Wednesday, January 23, 2008

A return to the dogpark and the misery that follows
It finally stopped raining/snowing enough for my parents to take me to the dog park. I forgot how much I truly hate that place.

I know when my Mommy is about to try and take me to the dog park, because she wears the same pants every time we go, and they smell like the dog park. Plus, she says "you wanna go to the dog park? Wanna go to the dog park?" in a really high, annoying voice about a million times. This is me begging her to let me stay home on the couch.

This is my plan not working. This is me begging to go home from the dog park.

Doing nothing at the dogpark is quite exhausting. This is me relaxing after a long afternoon of play-evasion.

Me and Daddy like snuggling together.

HUH??? What is that flash?

This is my favorite new game- it is called drop my egg intentionally into my food bowl and then scratch and dig and cry until my parents get so fed up with me that they come over and get it out for me. I then promptly drop it back in. If my parents ignore me I will just take it out very easily on my own accord.

All these games make me...you guessed it- Sleepy. Such is the life of a pug.
Snarf everydog later,
/s/ Winston, Grand Duke of Pugsworth

7 comments:

Peanut said...

at least your getting in a little exercise between your naps

Goodboy Norman Featherstone said...

That sounds like a fun game Winston. I should try it sometime. Why do you hate the dogpark? Furthermore, if you hate it so much, why do your People make you go there??

Pug Mommy said...

That sounds like a great game. napoleon has a similiar one called, lets get my kong stuck under the end tables.

Why on eath do you hate the dog park, it is like the best place on earth!

Frances Louise said...

I am also puzzled -- why don't you like the dogpark? I loved going there when we lived in the city.

You look so wonderful sleeping on your Dad

Oscar said...

Please explain why you don't like going to the dog park and antagonizing and coercing other dogs to chase you?! I love the dog park!

Hahah...I know about the egg in the bowl thing. I shove my kong under the coffee table and force my parents who are completely relaxed on the couch to get it out for me!

We are so deviant.

Ronin_The_Pug said...

Hahahahahahah! Funny as always! Naps! This is the thing we know to do! Yup! Oh I hate the park... too much noise, people... I agree with you!

Shannon said...

Aw, Winston, you are such a snuggle bug! Daisy likes your game, but she likes to play "drop the toy off the bed and stare at it longingly until someone picks it up."