Sunday, May 04, 2008

RED ALERT!!!!
PIA has intercepted communications that suggest that a coup d'pug is in the works. The Pugsworth Domain must be fully mobilized. To address this threat I have decided to establish my own Pugtorian Guard to meet the threat.

I have decided to appoint the Stray as the first Pugtorian Prefect of the Pugsworth household. She has proven herself useful over the past week, yet I feel that she is dim-witted enough not to pose a threat in her own right.

She has a cunning way of blending into her surrounding environments, and I suspect that she may be part ninja, but that is just a hunch I have.

She also never sleeps, although she is constantly pretending to. Such cunning cannot be taught and must be utilized to its full potential.

This is more of her quietly watching her surroundings.

This is me teaching her how to deal with insolent pillows. She is like a sponge waiting to soak up my knowledge.

Dignity like this cannot be taught.

With her by my side, is there really anything to fear? Below is us engaging in fierce PT. We cannot rest during this dangerous time. [Cosette's Note: Winston is an idiot, and should be more careful about who he trusts. Also...he should really read his own blog. Everything appears to be falling perfectly into place.]








Photo Sharing - Video Sharing - Photo Printing - Photo Books
Snarf Everydog Later,

/s/Winston, Grand Duke of Pugsworth
Cosette the Stray and First Pugtorian Prefect

13 comments:

Nevis said...

Winston! Watch your back, baby!

Lynn said...

Cosette, you are sooooo cute, I just want to smooch all over your pretty little face!

Oh, Winston, you're a dollbaby, too.

Kbean said...

Cosette, you need your own blog! Don't worry, Winston, I still love your pugness as well. =)

Hey, I'm making a podcast called The Bean Pod(cast). It's a podcast for teens, since I am a teen, but you should enjoy it! I'll post a comment when the first episode is up.

Jemima Jones Beck said...

Feisty little thing!
How cute!
Love,
Jemima Jones Beck

The Snick said...

Nice boxing out, Winston. Those female pug-ninjas can be especially hard to keep out of the key. Keep an eye on your pic count. Try not to let the humans post more pics of the stray than they do of you. You da man.

Frances Louise said...

Winston -- don't fall victim to the pretty face . . .

Lucy said...

Winston, look out! That little ajfal;jfas lj;fas; ljs k;afsd rawhide? Who shoves rawhide in someone's mouth?

ladypug said...

Wow, Winston - you are really not cutting her any slack with your pug-jitsu moves, there. Don't teach her too much too soon! Youth begats insolence.

Pug Mommy said...

Winston, I think Cosette might still need some training, I feel an upheaval might be on the way.

I am glad to see you guys are getting along though. Cosette is a cutie pie!

val said...

Winston, I discovered your blog this past weekend and find you quite entertaining!

If Cosette causes you too much grief, I live with a lazy miniature beagle who would love to have a brother...
(^∀^)

Judy said...

Winston, will you be at Pugmania on Saturday May 10th? It's lots of fun! Hope to see you and your ninja stray at the party!
Charlie from Spanaway

Anonymous said...

Winston, when your parents are away, open the door and let cossette out then close the door...

Dont fall for the cuteness...

Ragnheidur said...

Awwwwwwwwwwww.... :D

You guys are too cute for words!

Panda's mom