This blog is dedicated to recording the thoughts of a little pug named Winston, the Grand Duke of Pugsworth, as he struggles through a pampered existence.
Sunday, May 04, 2008
RED ALERT!!!! PIA has intercepted communications that suggest that a coup d'pug is in the works. The Pugsworth Domain must be fully mobilized. To address this threat I have decided to establish my own Pugtorian Guard to meet the threat.
I have decided to appoint the Stray as the first Pugtorian Prefect of the Pugsworth household. She has proven herself useful over the past week, yet I feel that she is dim-witted enough not to pose a threat in her own right.
She has a cunning way of blending into her surrounding environments, and I suspect that she may be part ninja, but that is just a hunch I have.
She also never sleeps, although she is constantly pretending to. Such cunning cannot be taught and must be utilized to its full potential.
This is more of her quietly watching her surroundings.
This is me teaching her how to deal with insolent pillows. She is like a sponge waiting to soak up my knowledge.
Dignity like this cannot be taught.
With her by my side, is there really anything to fear? Below is us engaging in fierce PT. We cannot rest during this dangerous time. [Cosette's Note: Winston is an idiot, and should be more careful about who he trusts. Also...he should really read his own blog. Everything appears to be falling perfectly into place.]
Cosette, you need your own blog! Don't worry, Winston, I still love your pugness as well. =)
Hey, I'm making a podcast called The Bean Pod(cast). It's a podcast for teens, since I am a teen, but you should enjoy it! I'll post a comment when the first episode is up.
Nice boxing out, Winston. Those female pug-ninjas can be especially hard to keep out of the key. Keep an eye on your pic count. Try not to let the humans post more pics of the stray than they do of you. You da man.
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On Pugs:
In the whole catalogue of the canine species, there is not one of less utility, or possessing less the powers of attraction than the Pug Dog, applicable to no sport, appropriate to no useful purpose, susceptible of no predominant passion, and in no way whatever remarkable for any extra eminence, he has continued from era to era for what alone he might have been originally intended, the patient follower of a ruminating philosopher, or the adulating and consolatory companion of an old maid.
I'm a pug puppy that was born on July 8, 2006. I have a face that entitles me to get away with murder and, if all goes according to plan, I shall be able to freely manipulate my Humans as soon as they are properly trained. I foresee a pampered existence for myself, and will do whatever is necessary to see that it comes to be. Now (getting into character) I shall transform myself into an innocent dumb angel...and the Humans will be none the wiser. P.S.- I LOVE COMPLIMENTS! Feel free to leave me a message.
The story of the stray my parents brought home one day, aka "Cosette Colbert d'Bonapug"
Cosette is my little sister, born March 3, 2008. I am not sure how exactly my parents found her, but I am guessing that while they were out playing without me one day, they saw her wandering around and, in a momentary lapse of judgment, decided to bring her home. [Parents' Note: Cosette was not a stray, as much as we admire people who adopt pets who are or were strays, or from shelters, we got Cosette from a wonderful breeder and know that from the minute she was born, she has been nothing but pampered.] I guess she's not really so horrible, we play a lot but she also likes to sleep almost as much as I do, and she is even more snuggly than me, if you can imagine that. Unlike me, she is a social butterfly and loves to play with any other dog, person, or stuffie she sees, although, she is terrified of cats. She seems to be stuck in permanent puppy-hood and is the source of constant amusement for me and my parents.
13 comments:
Winston! Watch your back, baby!
Cosette, you are sooooo cute, I just want to smooch all over your pretty little face!
Oh, Winston, you're a dollbaby, too.
Cosette, you need your own blog! Don't worry, Winston, I still love your pugness as well. =)
Hey, I'm making a podcast called The Bean Pod(cast). It's a podcast for teens, since I am a teen, but you should enjoy it! I'll post a comment when the first episode is up.
Feisty little thing!
How cute!
Love,
Jemima Jones Beck
Nice boxing out, Winston. Those female pug-ninjas can be especially hard to keep out of the key. Keep an eye on your pic count. Try not to let the humans post more pics of the stray than they do of you. You da man.
Winston -- don't fall victim to the pretty face . . .
Winston, look out! That little ajfal;jfas lj;fas; ljs k;afsd rawhide? Who shoves rawhide in someone's mouth?
Wow, Winston - you are really not cutting her any slack with your pug-jitsu moves, there. Don't teach her too much too soon! Youth begats insolence.
Winston, I think Cosette might still need some training, I feel an upheaval might be on the way.
I am glad to see you guys are getting along though. Cosette is a cutie pie!
Winston, I discovered your blog this past weekend and find you quite entertaining!
If Cosette causes you too much grief, I live with a lazy miniature beagle who would love to have a brother...
(^∀^)
Winston, will you be at Pugmania on Saturday May 10th? It's lots of fun! Hope to see you and your ninja stray at the party!
Charlie from Spanaway
Winston, when your parents are away, open the door and let cossette out then close the door...
Dont fall for the cuteness...
Awwwwwwwwwwww.... :D
You guys are too cute for words!
Panda's mom
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