I, Winston the Grand Duke of Pugsworth need the help of all people, no matter how lowly their status, if they value JUSTICE. Recently, a dastardly rumor has been spreading that I am getting fat! I response to this spurious and utterly false rumor my parents (primarily Mommy) are threatening to cut down on my daily KONG (TM) peanut butter supply. If you stop only one injustice this year, it probably shouldn't be this; but if you have extra energy to stop additional injustices PLEASE HELP ME! Aside from playing, sleeping, looking cute, being universally loved by strangers, and eating my normal food, eating peanut butter is all I have. Please comment and tell my Mommy to stop this madness. Below is a picture to remind you of what you are fighting for. =(
This frog picture was taken a week ago. Notice how much better it fits than before. This is proof that I am getting bigger, not fatter. I also put other posts up today, don't forget to check.
/s/ Winston, Grand Duke of Pugsworth
7 comments:
This is complete and utter madness! Winston getting fat? We think NOT! We think he should get all the peanut butter he wants. And while you're at it throw in a few pupperoni's and a couple milk bones. Just remember to save some for us buddy. :)
On another note, have you determined if you are going to be able to make it to next weekends Pug meetup? We are looking forward to our first indoor meetup. Hope to see you there!
Oh my, my!!! How sweet he is!!! Winston you are a little warrior (just like my Ronin)! Love your blog!! Lots of Kisses. Ronin and Addy
Winston your frog hat is just adorable! If anything, I think you deserve more peanut butter just for looking so darn cute.
Winston you make the most adorable froggie. I am quite sure you are a growing boy, not fat. But then I though the same of Bandit too, he is now on a diet and thinks I am the worlds worst Mom for cutting down on his treats. Little does he know just how much I love him and wants him to have such a long life with me.
You are so adorable & sweet. I do not understand how anybody can acuse you of being fat. You are just loveable & cuddly & a growing boy. Mom keep the peanut butter coming. Love & Kisses
How about a compromise? Your mommy can buy you the reduced-fat peanut butter? It's a win-win if you ask me. :)
love, roni
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