Welcome to The Cosette Colbert Report*
I decided it was high time I had my own segment on this blog. So, I present to you The Cosette Colbert Report, this blog's new and improved mid-week section which will feature yours truly, Cosette Colbert D'Bonapug. (*Not affiliated with my biological father's similarly titled show).

Some of you may have noticed that there has only been one post a week lately. Well, this is because my new report section has been under construction for some time. I intend to report on recent events with the gusto of my father but without the amateurish tilt of Katie Couric.

In this first installment of the Cosette Colbert Report, I would like to focus on Winston's Monday post, and how it was a very inadequate and boring glimpse into the wonderful pug meetup we went to on Saturday. Here you can see how I actually took advantage of the opportunity to play with the other pugs and get chased around.

Look at that speed! I am awesome.

I am also very stealthy. Here, I snuck away with this other pug's leash.

I also spent some time chillin' with the other pugs. I am the cute small black one.

This is me trying to get this annoying jersey off with the help of Winston.

Here's lookin' at you with two eyes,
/s/ Cosette Colbert d'Bonapug