(1) I am 8 months old today!!
(2) I hate my brother. It's not like I want him dead or anything, I just want him nowhere near my house, room, toys, food, furniture, or humans. Other than that, he can do anything he wants. My parents kinda expected that I may not take to him so there are contingency plans.
(3) My hero Duke has accused me of starting rumors. This is a lie because everything I say is true. If you believe Duke's lame "I was drinking Gidget's pee to test her PH level" excuse, then I've some conclusive proof of Weapons of Mass Destruction I'd like to sell you. (Bought direct from Scooter Libby who vouched under oath for its authenticity.)
(4) My hero Duke needs to back off my little Suki. I have eyes for only her, Panda, and Maggie; but Duke is a player.
Now here are some pug meetup pictures.
snarf everyone later,
/s/ Winston, Grand Duke of Pugsworth